Sunday, April 14, 2013

Found this on FB

One of my friends shared this on FB and I could relate to way too many. Just wanted to share. Happy Sunday.

(I highlighted the ones that I can relate to. Which ones hit home with you?)

Sarcasteacher

1.You get a secret thrill out of laminating things.
2.You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
3.You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted.
4.You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
5.You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.

6.You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period.

7.You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
8.You believe the Teacher’s Lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.
9.You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off”.

10.You believe chocolate is a food group.

11.You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, “Boy, the kids are sure mellow today.”

13.You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.
14.You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin. (I may have joked about it)

15.You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

16.You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

17.You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least 5 items!
18. You ask your friends to use their words and explain if the left hand turn he made was a “good choice” or “bad choice.”

19.You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils.
20. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.

21.You understand, instantaneously, why a child behaves in a certain way after meeting his/her parents.

7 Replies:

Liz said...

Yes to #21!!!

Cecilia said...

I would have to add #10.

Kelly said...

They are all so true!! :) Too funny - thanks for sharing!

Kelly
First Grade Fairytales

Mandy Lopez said...

Yes! Number 23 seems SO true for me lately! ;)

Mandy
The 4th Grade Journey

Meg Grosse said...

LOL, I have to admit I think I'm guilty of all of them. I'm sure I made a comment or two similar to #14.
On another note... I did try the tip you gave me to unlock my email. I couldn't do what you described. None of my stuff looks like your post. I think they updated blogger since. Since I can't figure out how to fix it, if you ever did need to email me it's firstgradehugsandhighfives@gmail.com

Meghan
First Grade Hugs and High Fives

Tanya said...

I've seen that on FB too and yet, still laughed all over again because they're all soooo true, true, true! =)

~Tanya
A+ Firsties

Sarah Jacobson said...

So true!!

Sarah
A Sunny Day in First Grade

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